Limericks: Doing It Spuffy-Style

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Author: Rebcake
Rating: R-ish
Word Count: We ought to be counting syllables, but never mind
Summary: Just a few naughty limericks to meet the minimum "April is Poetry Month" requirement:

When sweet little Buffy met Spike
she loudly proclaimed her dislike
Though they fought and they railed,
once pleasantly impaled,
she found it’s like riding a bike

Naughty Spike follows sweet little Buffy
making believe he’s a toughie
But his kisses are sweet
and he leaves her replete
He's quite a cream puff, sure enough-y

A tight-ass with no sense of fun?
He’ll soon get her motor to run
It starts sweet enough
But then she gets rough
And he’s icing his own hot cross buns

I'm very sorry for lowering the tone like this...

Comments

[shapinglight]

That's okay. I'll just be all British and sarcastic at them and they'll soon see that off-colour limericks are their favourite things.