Limericks: Doing It Spuffy-Style

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

Author: Rebcake
Rating: R-ish
Word Count: We ought to be counting syllables, but never mind
Summary: Just a few naughty limericks to meet the minimum "April is Poetry Month" requirement:

When sweet little Buffy met Spike
she loudly proclaimed her dislike
Though they fought and they railed,
once pleasantly impaled,
she found it’s like riding a bike

Naughty Spike follows sweet little Buffy
making believe he’s a toughie
But his kisses are sweet
and he leaves her replete
He's quite a cream puff, sure enough-y

A tight-ass with no sense of fun?
He’ll soon get her motor to run
It starts sweet enough
But then she gets rough
And he’s icing his own hot cross buns

I'm very sorry for lowering the tone like this...

Comments

[ssddgr.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Loved it and added it to memories!

Thank you for sharing *hugs*

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

Glad you approved, you bad influence, you!

Thanks for commenting!

[petzipellepingo.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[xc-runner50.livejournal.com]

Oh Goodness. That is incredible. Sweet little Buffy indeed.

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

Well part of the Slayer package is that looks are deceiving...

Thanks for commenting.

[slaymesoftly.livejournal.com]

ROFL Loved them! Lower away! lol

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

My pleasure. It's very comfortable down here. Thanks for commenting!

[teragramm.livejournal.com]

Very cute, gave a hugh chuckle. Thanks

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

Glad to get a grin. Thank you for commenting.

[silverusagi]

You're very naughty. :)

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

I do try. 'S fun!

Thanks for commenting.

[larabeckinsale.livejournal.com]

LOL, I liked it!

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

¡Yay! Thanks for saying so.

[framefolly.livejournal.com]

LOL! I'm waiting for the weekend to read your other post -- this was the perfect teaser/appetizer!

"...once pleasantly impaled,
she found it’s like riding a bike."

Best. Rhymes. Evah!

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

Some of these rhymes are shaky, but with limericks that's almost part of the point. 'Cos it's the funny you're after, really.

Thanks!

[fangfaceandrea.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee!!

nice!

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

Heh. Glad to amuse. Thanks for commenting.

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Lower away! These were fun.

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

C'mon down! The weather's fine here in the lower tones...

Thanks for commenting.

[molly_may]

Hee, I am all in favor of lowering the tone, and feel that Spike would approve of it as well!

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he'll come 'round, once he stops grumbling about his blazing bum cheeks! Hee!

[easy-to-corrupt.livejournal.com]

Hee! I LOVE these!

So Cute!

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

Heh. Glad to amuse, sweetie! Thanks for weighing in!

[zanthinegirl.livejournal.com]

Bwaa-haa-haa!

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

Hee! Love the little naughty brow waggle you have going in your icon. Too perfect!

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!! *pause for breath* HAAA!! *wheeze* Thank you for that. That last couplet is. . . wow. Quite something. And now I'm about to mangle my tongue trying not to cackle and draw the suspicious stares of my coworkers. I really think that you and the limerick have a very special relationship, and I hope that you two crazy kids will stay together for a looong time.

Oh, and extra finger-snaps for replacing the horrible, horrible James Taylor earworm that's been plaguing me all morning with Rosemary Clooney. My headspace is a safe place again. :D

ETA that I've read your awesome fic but am waiting to get home so's I can f/b good and proper.

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

Yep, back to the spanking limerick (cleverly disguised for young eyes) with me. I should get a hobby. Oh. Wait.

Very happy to insert Rosemary Clooney in thee headspace. Mission accomplished! Thanks for checking in.

P.S. I'm very sorry if I'm bringing the pertussis back. And I really don't want to get you into trouble at work. Much. Happy Friday!

[louise39.livejournal.com]

Wonderful. Love the finger-snapping rhythm and the visuals.

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

Visuals? Oh man, I just realized that I used pastries as descriptive metaphor for Spike in two places! I am a terrible person. Who likes pastry.

Thanks for commenting!

[moscow-watcher.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEE!

"Sweet little Buffy", indeed! Sweet and tasty - specially for naughty Spike! :)

Thank you for sharing - wonderful limerics!

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

Heh. Glad you enjoyed them. I imagine Spike's a fellow who likes a little tart with his sweet, y'know?

[winsomeone.livejournal.com]

I'm still chuckling. This was great- very silly and cute. Good job!!

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

¡Yay¡ I so pleased to get a chuckle. Glad you liked!

[auntiero.livejournal.com]

Heehee!

Very cute, "sure enough-y!" ;)

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

It's a terrible non-rhyme, I know, but still: funny! Thanks for commenting.

[shapinglight]

Hee! Lower the tone as often as you like. I'm not complaining.

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

Often as I like, eh? Is that some sort of red flag I see waving in front of me? I had planned to write limericks for a few recent special online occasions (wouldn't you like to know?), but I was having trouble keeping up with everything, and will just have to set off a few limerick bombs when people least expect them. When people complain, I'll just send them to you, shall I?

[shapinglight]

That's okay. I'll just be all British and sarcastic at them and they'll soon see that off-colour limericks are their favourite things.

[jerusha]

LMHO! Naughty limericks are the best.

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

Glad to be of service to the cause! Thanks for commenting!

[riccadonna.livejournal.com]

Actually, the tone went all the way under the table and down in the neighbors' flat downstairs. And while I was happily laughing and rereading, I tried to remember how proper I used to be...

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

No point reminiscing about that! I find it's much more rejuvenating to remember how naughty I used to be. A misspent youth is a joy forever!

Sorry it took so long to reply! Thanks for commenting!

[spikesdeb.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Love them :)

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

They're silly but lovable, I guess. Hee. Thanks for commenting!

[missmurchison.livejournal.com]

LOVE IT! The world can never have enough rude limericks or references to Spike's hot cross buns.

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

I'm so pleased you think so! I have some much, much ruder Spuffy limericks here:

http://www.bloodshedverse.com/stories.php?go=chapters&no=10949

Tsk. If you still think the world needs more, well, we'll have to discuss in depth at WriterCon!

Thanks for commenting!