LEECH

Wednesday, 21 September 2011 12:20
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LEECH
Genre: comedy
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Joss is the boss.
Timeline: Alternate season 6, the story takes place in Cordelia's Birthday-verse.
Summary: Success is the best revenge - isn't it? Anya gets a brilliant idea, Spike becomes a beauty expert, Buffy is livid with jealosy, Lydia Chalmers updates her thesis, Giles gets useful tips from Ethan Rayne, while Angel, Cordelia and Wesley investigate a couple of cases in Sunnydale.
Written for communitySeasonal Spuffy.
A/N: Many thanks to [personal profile] deird1, my wonderful beta who helped me with grammar, style and characters voices. All mistakes are mine. And many thanks to [personal profile] abelina, [personal profile] angearia, [personal profile] gillo, [personal profile] ladyofthelog, [personal profile] rebcake and [personal profile] snickfic for organizing this round and running [community profile] seasonal_spuffy.

Come to think of it, this is so typically Spike

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Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:35
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In Their Shoes
Author: [livejournal.com profile] moscow_watcher
Genre: comedy
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Joss is the boss.
Timeline: Season 6. "Once More With Feeling" has ended differently.
Summary: Role-playing games are more effective than a shrink's couch - at least, in Buffy and Spike's case.
A/N: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] deird1, my wonderful beta who helped me with grammar, style and characters voices. All mistakes are mine. And many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] abelina [livejournal.com profile] angearia [livejournal.com profile] gillo [livejournal.com profile] ladyofthelog [livejournal.com profile] rebcake and [livejournal.com profile] snickfic for organizing this round and running this community.

"Whedon told the writers to write about the most humiliating thing they could remember, the most embarrassing moment, the worst thing they did to someone and put that in a script - then put fangs on it".
James Marsters
(found here)


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Since the original vampire is unavailable, his role will be played by his grand-childe, William the Bloody )
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In Their Shoes
Author: [personal profile] moscow_watcher
Genre: comedy
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Joss is the boss.
Timeline: Season 6. "Once More With Feeling" has ended differently.
Summary: Role-playing games are more effective than a shrink's couch - at least, in Buffy and Spike's case.
A/N: Many thanks to [personal profile] deird1, my wonderful beta who helped me with grammar, style and characters voices. All mistakes are mine. And many thanks to [personal profile] abelina [personal profile] angearia [personal profile] gillo [personal profile] ladyofthelog [personal profile] rebcake and [personal profile] snickfic for organizing this round and running this community.

"Whedon told the writers to write about the most humiliating thing they could remember, the most embarrassing moment, the worst thing they did to someone and put that in a script - then put fangs on it".
James Marsters
(found here)


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Since the original vampire is unavailable, his role will be played by his grand-childe, William the Bloody )
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Here's my little Spuffy manip
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It's a great honor to open a new round of [livejournal.com profile] seasonal_spuffy and I'm happy to be here again! Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] ladyofthelog and [livejournal.com profile] snickfic, for organizing the event, and thanks to [livejournal.com profile] amyxaphania for a wonderful banner! Can't wait to read everyone else's stuff.

I've got a fic for today. Possibly I'll post some fanart on free-for-all day.


Banner by fabulously talented [livejournal.com profile] sentine (click on the pic for bigger version)


TITLE: LADIES PREFER BLONDES
AUTHOR: Moscow Watcher
DISCLAIMER: Characters belong to Joss Whedon. Idea belongs to James Marsters. I own absolutely nothing.
LENGTH: 3,000 words (30 drabbles)
RATING: PG-13
TIMELINE: Post-Chosen. Vague comics spoilers.
GENRE: Comedy, fluff.
SYNOPSIS: A Spuffy reunion without embarassing circumstances? Impossible!
NOTES: Thanks to my wonderful, patient, supportive beta extraordinaire [livejournal.com profile] deird1!

Question: What would you do if Willow had cast
a spell on Spike to be a woman for a day?
James Marsters: Lesbian sex with Buffy. A lot of it.


read on )
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SHORTCUT
Author: [livejournal.com profile] moscow_watcher
Part 3. In which our intrepid hero saves the world, dies, resuscitates and finds his destiny.
Genre: comedy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: The characters belong to Joss - everybody but brothers Gorch whom he gakked from Sam Peckinpah's "The Wild Bunch".
Timeline: "The Wish", Cordelia's alternate reality.
Summary: What if Spike was there too?
Part 1. In which our intrepid hero frees Angel, meets Buffy and saves Angel's soul..
Part 2. In which our intrepid hero outsmarts the Master, gets a taste of Buffy and acquires a soul.

Let this moron survive long enough so that she could kick his pallid vampire ass. )
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SHORTCUT
Author: [livejournal.com profile] moscow_watcher
Part 2. In which our intrepid hero outsmarts the Master, gets a taste of Buffy and acquires a soul.
Genre: comedy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: The characters belong to Joss - everybody but brothers Gorch whom he gakked from Sam Peckinpah's "The Wild Bunch".
Timeline: "The Wish", Cordelia's alternate reality.
Summary: What if Spike was there too?


Buffy closed her eyes and started counting mentally. One staked Spike, two staked Spikes, three staked Spikes... )
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SHORTCUT
Author: [livejournal.com profile] moscow_watcher
Part 1. In which our intrepid hero frees Angel, meets Buffy and saves Angel's soul.
Genre: comedy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: The characters belong to Joss - everybody but brothers Gorch whom he gakked from Sam Peckinpah's "The Wild Bunch".
Warning: **A short Buffy/Angel scene in the first chapter.**
Timeline: "The Wish", Cordelia's alternate reality.
Summary: What if Spike was there too?
A/N: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] deird1, my wonderful beta who helped me with grammar and style. All mistakes are mine. Big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] a2zmom who helped me with character' voices, especially Cordelia. And many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] enigmaticblues for organizing this event.

Jack: I have to warn you. I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.
Annie: OK. We'll have to base it on sex then.
Jack: Whatever you say, ma'am.

"Speed", 1994, dialogs by Joss Whedon



*~*~*

I love the smell of a thoroughly shagged out vampire in the morning! )

Tabula Not Rasa

Saturday, 10 October 2009 11:30
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Title: Tabula Not Rasa
Author:[livejournal.com profile] moscow_watcher
Genre: comedy, crack!fic
Rating: R (Characters talk about sex. A lot)
Summary: Post-Tabula Rasa. Xander hasn't stepped on the memory-wiping crystal, so Willow had to find another way to restore their memories. All their memories.
Disclaimer: They belong to Joss - but he said I could play with them.
Author's notes: Much thanks to my amazing beta [livejournal.com profile] deird1 and to community host [livejournal.com profile] enigmaticblues for organizing the event.

If heaven is being together with Spike, then what's your problem, Buffy? )
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SHE WILL REMEMBER HIM?
Author: [livejournal.com profile] moscow_watcher
Genre: comedy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Joss is the boss.
Timeline: Alternate season 2.
Summary: As we know, in summer of 2000 monks had rewritten everybody's memories. What do characters remember about the events of season 2 now?
A/N: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] deird1, my wonderful beta who helped me with grammar, style and characters voices. All mistakes are mine. And many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] enigmaticblues for organizing this event.

read on )
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TUESDAY, BLOODY TUESDAY
Author: [livejournal.com profile] moscow_watcher
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Joss is the boss.
Timeline: Post-Intervention.
Summary: To protect Dawn Willow transfers her keyness into Spike. Hijinks ensue.
A/N: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] reddygirl and [livejournal.com profile] deborahw37 for beta reading and to [livejournal.com profile] enigmaticblues for maintaining this project.

read on )
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Title: THE SIDE-EFFECTS OF LIVING ON THE HELLMOUTH
Author: [livejournal.com profile] moscow_watcher
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Alternate season 2. To control the Hellmouth Mayor gives Spike The Gem of Amarah and sends him to work undercover in Sunnydale High as an English teacher. Hijinks ensue.
Author's notes: thanks to my wonderful beta [livejournal.com profile] reddygirl. You rock, Reddy!

"He is evil!" Buffy whispered, glancing suspiciously at their new English teacher. "Just look at his cheekbones. I have big butterflies in my stomach when I look at his cheekbones. And his eyes? It's criminally wrong - to teach English literature with such piercing blue eyes!"

"Definitely a hottie." Willow sighed. "When I look at him, I want to... to study Shakespeare for the rest of my life..."

Xander snorted.

"Mister William Pratt once visited The Virgin Islands," he recitated in tragic whisper. "Afterward, they were renamed The Islands".

Somehow Willow managed to keep a straight face, but Buffy lost it completely. Her hysterical laughter shook the classroom.

"Got something you want to share with the rest of the class, Summers?"
read on )
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Happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] enigmatic_blue who maintains this wonderful community!

Today is my posting day at [livejournal.com profile] seasonal_spuffy. I made icons and wrote a fic. Here are my icons

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Some NC-17 smilies under the cut )
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It's already 14-th of February in my time zone - Happy Spuffy Valentine!

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Sunday, 4 November 2007 14:54
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Title: As Time Goes By
Author: [livejournal.com profile] moscow_watcher
Rating: PG
Summary: New York 1942 becomes a crossroad in time and space where many people meet and find out many interesting things about their future.
Author's notes: thanks to my wonderful beta [livejournal.com profile] reddygirl. You rock, Reddy!
read on )

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Sunday, 4 November 2007 14:48
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Today is my posting day. I want to thank our wonderful [livejournal.com profile] enigmaticblues for organizing the event!

I made avis and wrote a fic for this round. Let's start wiith avis.


Teaser: Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

more under the cut )

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Saturday, 16 September 2006 01:27
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The Day After
Timeline: Post-NFA
Rating: R
Thanks to my wonderful beta [livejournal.com profile] reddygirl

"You have to tell Buffy you're alive."
"Oy, Peaches, since when did you start to care about me?"
"It's not about you, moron. To survive we need to enter into the alliance with the Council against Wolrfam and Hart. I have to meet Giles and I don't want to abase myself by lying to him".
"So it's all about you, Peaches."
"It's about saving your lame ass, Spike".
"Our lame asses".
"Whatever. We go to the Council right now".
click )

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