What a great, ingenious, inspired story! The idea is devilishly clever and dialogues are stellar.
“Slayer!” cried a startled vampire, “You’re supposed to be home watching your show!”
“Don’t worry,” Buffy reassured him while twirling her stake, “I have a DVR.”
Heee! New technologies advance!
“That’s how this whole kerfluffle began,” Spike told her. “Krystie claims Harmony isn’t actually a vampire, and the fangs and wrinklies are all special effects.”
Perfect example of showbiz logic!
“I keep wanting to make them do drills until they listen,” Buffy admitted. “Then I remember I work for them.”
Dawn asked, “Am I, like, the only person here with any people skills?”
The three people with military tactical experience looked at her sheepishly.
“There are three cornerstones,” Dawn explained, “of a successful public opinion campaign: Sympathy, Solidarity, and Bribery.”
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2011-04-13 14:09 (UTC)“Slayer!” cried a startled vampire, “You’re supposed to be home watching your show!”
“Don’t worry,” Buffy reassured him while twirling her stake, “I have a DVR.”
Heee! New technologies advance!
“That’s how this whole kerfluffle began,” Spike told her. “Krystie claims Harmony isn’t actually a vampire, and the fangs and wrinklies are all special effects.”
Perfect example of showbiz logic!
“I keep wanting to make them do drills until they listen,” Buffy admitted. “Then I remember I work for them.”
Dawn asked, “Am I, like, the only person here with any people skills?”
The three people with military tactical experience looked at her sheepishly.
“There are three cornerstones,” Dawn explained, “of a successful public opinion campaign: Sympathy, Solidarity, and Bribery.”
“That what they teach you in Berkeley?”
You Dawn is fantastic! :)
Thank you for your wonderful story!