Buffy's hands itched. She hadn't had a chance to hit anybody for five days straight.
"snort"
The judges had better appreciate his poetic efforts. Unless they wanted to end up with railroad spikes in their skulls. "double snort"
"Stake me now, Slayer! I bloody can't play the Mighty Poof! 'Oh, my shagtastic slayer, I don't know what went through my undead pea brain when I saw your nubile charms, but I became so frightfully happy that I lost my shiny soul, turned into a psychotic stalker and killed your teacher and a bunch of other innocent people'. I'm gonna heave."
:: dies ::
"The most heartbreaking and the most erotic chapter. The story of enormous sacrifice - or maybe an enormous cowardice? The story of Angel becoming human and rejecting his humanity." Oops...
Look into your soul, Buffy Summers. It was cathartic, wasn't it? Revisiting the past worked as an act of exorcism. Unearthing the hidden provided the much-needed closure. You're free of your past. You're ready to start a new chapter of your life. You may look into the future with hope. Everybody needs hope - humans, demons, vampires and even vampire slayers."
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2011-04-07 14:47 (UTC)"snort"
The judges had better appreciate his poetic efforts. Unless they wanted to end up with railroad spikes in their skulls.
"double snort"
"Stake me now, Slayer! I bloody can't play the Mighty Poof! 'Oh, my shagtastic slayer, I don't know what went through my undead pea brain when I saw your nubile charms, but I became so frightfully happy that I lost my shiny soul, turned into a psychotic stalker and killed your teacher and a bunch of other innocent people'. I'm gonna heave."
:: dies ::
"The most heartbreaking and the most erotic chapter. The story of enormous sacrifice - or maybe an enormous cowardice? The story of Angel becoming human and rejecting his humanity."
Oops...
Look into your soul, Buffy Summers. It was cathartic, wasn't it? Revisiting the past worked as an act of exorcism. Unearthing the hidden provided the much-needed closure. You're free of your past. You're ready to start a new chapter of your life. You may look into the future with hope. Everybody needs hope - humans, demons, vampires and even vampire slayers."
Very true.
"applauds"