Drabble - "Happy Meals with Legs"

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I was planning to post chapter 2 of The Heat Death of the Universe, but that didn't work out. I apologize.

Instead, I have a drabble.

Author: Maia
Title: Happy Meals With Legs
Genre: Humor
Rating: G
Words: 100
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Setting: Somewhere in the world in the year 2010
Note: This does NOT take place in my Gifts-verse; Spike is very much still a vampire in this!



Happy Meals With Legs

“Well they’re not biting me!”

“Of course they’re not biting you! They only bite humans.”

“So they’ve got good taste.”

“Spike!”

“What? We’ve got things in common.”

“Yeah, well you’re not biting me again until they are all dead.”

“I wonder if Slayer’s blood tastes better to them?”

“Whatever. They’re about to learn that messing with the Slayer was a bad idea.”

“They’re a bit small to be staked.”

“That’s why we are calling the exterminator.”

“They don’t even get a fair fight. Poor buggers.”

“Spike, I swear, if you start feeling sorry for the bedbugs, I WILL stake you.”