"Intervention" Spaiku, Part 10: Incomprehension (10/16)

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I.
Bot tires of waiting
for her Master to return.
Go make Spike happy!


II.
Seeks out BFF.
[gay since nineteen ninety-nine]
She’ll know what to do!


III.
Attempts to point out
error of vamp-shagging ways
lead to TMI.


IV.
“I could make sketches.”
Oh, no one needs to see that!
Spike in the Buff?! Eww!


V.
Spike is very skilled
at giving the oral sex.
Like you. ‘Cause you’re gay!


VI.
Reiterations
of her orientation
produce vexation.
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Apologies for #4 (well, for this entire tasteless set, really) but that pun's just never gonna' get old for me. ;)

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