"No!" Spike struggled ineffectually in the creature's grip. "I'm the nummy treat here. Stick with your instincts, you got it right. C'mon, fuzzy. Chow chow chow."
"He's all yucky and dried out!" Buffy bounced up and down, trying to draw the monster's attention with her movements and bright colors. "I'm juicy and tasty! Yummy yummy yummy, you want me in your tummy!"
"Don't listen to her! My flavor's concentrated! I'm unusual and delicious!"
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2006-05-03 04:06 (UTC)"No!" Spike struggled ineffectually in the creature's grip. "I'm the nummy treat here. Stick with your instincts, you got it right. C'mon, fuzzy. Chow chow chow."
"He's all yucky and dried out!" Buffy bounced up and down, trying to draw the monster's attention with her movements and bright colors. "I'm juicy and tasty! Yummy yummy yummy, you want me in your tummy!"
"Don't listen to her! My flavor's concentrated! I'm unusual and delicious!"
"He's chewy and tough!"
"I'm a rare taste sensation!"
This whole bit cracked me up.