Limericks: Doing It Spuffy-Style

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

Author: Rebcake
Rating: R-ish
Word Count: We ought to be counting syllables, but never mind
Summary: Just a few naughty limericks to meet the minimum "April is Poetry Month" requirement:

When sweet little Buffy met Spike
she loudly proclaimed her dislike
Though they fought and they railed,
once pleasantly impaled,
she found it’s like riding a bike

Naughty Spike follows sweet little Buffy
making believe he’s a toughie
But his kisses are sweet
and he leaves her replete
He's quite a cream puff, sure enough-y

A tight-ass with no sense of fun?
He’ll soon get her motor to run
It starts sweet enough
But then she gets rough
And he’s icing his own hot cross buns

I'm very sorry for lowering the tone like this...

Comments

[ssddgr.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Loved it and added it to memories!

Thank you for sharing *hugs*

[petzipellepingo.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[xc-runner50.livejournal.com]

Oh Goodness. That is incredible. Sweet little Buffy indeed.

[slaymesoftly.livejournal.com]

ROFL Loved them! Lower away! lol

[teragramm.livejournal.com]

Very cute, gave a hugh chuckle. Thanks

[silverusagi]

You're very naughty. :)

[larabeckinsale.livejournal.com]

LOL, I liked it!

[framefolly.livejournal.com]

LOL! I'm waiting for the weekend to read your other post -- this was the perfect teaser/appetizer!

"...once pleasantly impaled,
she found it’s like riding a bike."

Best. Rhymes. Evah!

[fangfaceandrea.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee!!

nice!

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Lower away! These were fun.

[molly_may]

Hee, I am all in favor of lowering the tone, and feel that Spike would approve of it as well!

[easy-to-corrupt.livejournal.com]

Hee! I LOVE these!

So Cute!

[zanthinegirl.livejournal.com]

Bwaa-haa-haa!

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!! *pause for breath* HAAA!! *wheeze* Thank you for that. That last couplet is. . . wow. Quite something. And now I'm about to mangle my tongue trying not to cackle and draw the suspicious stares of my coworkers. I really think that you and the limerick have a very special relationship, and I hope that you two crazy kids will stay together for a looong time.

Oh, and extra finger-snaps for replacing the horrible, horrible James Taylor earworm that's been plaguing me all morning with Rosemary Clooney. My headspace is a safe place again. :D

ETA that I've read your awesome fic but am waiting to get home so's I can f/b good and proper.

[louise39.livejournal.com]

Wonderful. Love the finger-snapping rhythm and the visuals.

[moscow-watcher.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEE!

"Sweet little Buffy", indeed! Sweet and tasty - specially for naughty Spike! :)

Thank you for sharing - wonderful limerics!

[winsomeone.livejournal.com]

I'm still chuckling. This was great- very silly and cute. Good job!!

[auntiero.livejournal.com]

Heehee!

Very cute, "sure enough-y!" ;)

[shapinglight]

Hee! Lower the tone as often as you like. I'm not complaining.

[jerusha]

LMHO! Naughty limericks are the best.

[riccadonna.livejournal.com]

Actually, the tone went all the way under the table and down in the neighbors' flat downstairs. And while I was happily laughing and rereading, I tried to remember how proper I used to be...

[spikesdeb.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Love them :)

[missmurchison.livejournal.com]

LOVE IT! The world can never have enough rude limericks or references to Spike's hot cross buns.