ext_7395 ([identity profile] green-maia.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] seasonal_spuffy2010-11-06 11:27 am

Drabble - "Happy Meals with Legs"

I was planning to post chapter 2 of The Heat Death of the Universe, but that didn't work out. I apologize.

Instead, I have a drabble.

Author: Maia
Title: Happy Meals With Legs
Genre: Humor
Rating: G
Words: 100
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Setting: Somewhere in the world in the year 2010
Note: This does NOT take place in my Gifts-verse; Spike is very much still a vampire in this!



Happy Meals With Legs

“Well they’re not biting me!”

“Of course they’re not biting you! They only bite humans.”

“So they’ve got good taste.”

“Spike!”

“What? We’ve got things in common.”

“Yeah, well you’re not biting me again until they are all dead.”

“I wonder if Slayer’s blood tastes better to them?”

“Whatever. They’re about to learn that messing with the Slayer was a bad idea.”

“They’re a bit small to be staked.”

“That’s why we are calling the exterminator.”

“They don’t even get a fair fight. Poor buggers.”

“Spike, I swear, if you start feeling sorry for the bedbugs, I WILL stake you.”

[identity profile] angearia.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Brilliantly done!

A wonderful transition from biting demons to biting bugs with some classic Spike and Buffy snark. :D

[identity profile] zanthinegirl.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwaa-haa-haa!!

I did not see the bedbugs coming; perfect! And I needed a laugh this morning. :D

[identity profile] louise39.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
A surprise! Well done.

[identity profile] cindergal.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
A pest worse than vampires! Hee! Well done. :-)

[identity profile] rebcake.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Also: fleas, mosquitoes, lice...

If Spike knows what's good for him, and I suspect he does, he'd better figure out a way to keep Buffy unbitten. Sleep tight!
sarian71: (Hee!)

[personal profile] sarian71 2010-11-06 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! =D

[identity profile] gryfndor-godess.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
So cute! Their snark is perfect. :)

[identity profile] waddiwasiwitch.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha ha! That was very funny.

[identity profile] strikske.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That was a surprise. Biting bedbugs *gg*

[identity profile] thisficklemob.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww. And, eww! *shudders*

[identity profile] slaymesoftly.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
*snerk* very timely.

[identity profile] urania-calliope.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Tee hee!

Ewwwwwwwww...
gillo: (hee)

[personal profile] gillo 2010-11-06 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I love it! Especially the punchline, but I adore the idea of Spike's fellow-feeling for other bloodsuckers.
rahirah: (Default)

[personal profile] rahirah 2010-11-06 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh!

[identity profile] gigi-tastic.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
hahahaha now whenever i hear the words bedbugs i'm going to think of one with little fangs and a game face

[identity profile] gigi-tastic.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
its just how i roll. full on geeky

[identity profile] fangfaceandrea.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
bwahahahaha

[identity profile] ever-neutral.livejournal.com 2010-11-07 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
BAHAHA! Brilliant!
readerjane: Spike and Buffy, heroes (Spuffy Heroes)

[personal profile] readerjane 2010-11-08 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hee!

I was going to guess chiggers. Great Spike snark. Of course the bugs want Slayer blood: doesn't everybody? I love the idea of him patiently staking each bug (with a toothpick?), in defense of his Slayer.
ext_7259: (Default)

[identity profile] moscow-watcher.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwahaha! At first I thought "they" were mosquitos... :)))))
yourlibrarian: Angel and Lindsey (Default)

Here from buffyversetop5

[personal profile] yourlibrarian 2011-01-11 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, very topical!

[identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent Spuffy snark!