Fic: "Shortcut" (1/3) by Moscow_Watcher [R]

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SHORTCUT
Author: moscow_watcher
Part 1. In which our intrepid hero frees Angel, meets Buffy and saves Angel's soul.
Genre: comedy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: The characters belong to Joss - everybody but brothers Gorch whom he gakked from Sam Peckinpah's "The Wild Bunch".
Warning: **A short Buffy/Angel scene in the first chapter.**
Timeline: "The Wish", Cordelia's alternate reality.
Summary: What if Spike was there too?
A/N: Many thanks to deird1, my wonderful beta who helped me with grammar and style. All mistakes are mine. Big thanks to a2zmom who helped me with character' voices, especially Cordelia. And many thanks to enigmaticblues for organizing this event.

Jack: I have to warn you. I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.
Annie: OK. We'll have to base it on sex then.
Jack: Whatever you say, ma'am.
"Speed", 1994, dialogs by Joss Whedon

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( I love the smell of a thoroughly shagged out vampire in the morning! )

Fic: "Shortcut" (2/3) by Moscow_Watcher [R]

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SHORTCUT
Author: moscow_watcher
Part 2. In which our intrepid hero outsmarts the Master, gets a taste of Buffy and acquires a soul.
Genre: comedy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: The characters belong to Joss - everybody but brothers Gorch whom he gakked from Sam Peckinpah's "The Wild Bunch".
Timeline: "The Wish", Cordelia's alternate reality.
Summary: What if Spike was there too?


( Buffy closed her eyes and started counting mentally. One staked Spike, two staked Spikes, three staked Spikes... )

Fic: "Shortcut" (3/3) by Moscow_Watcher [R]

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SHORTCUT
Author: moscow_watcher
Part 3. In which our intrepid hero saves the world, dies, resuscitates and finds his destiny.
Genre: comedy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: The characters belong to Joss - everybody but brothers Gorch whom he gakked from Sam Peckinpah's "The Wild Bunch".
Timeline: "The Wish", Cordelia's alternate reality.
Summary: What if Spike was there too?
Part 1. In which our intrepid hero frees Angel, meets Buffy and saves Angel's soul..
Part 2. In which our intrepid hero outsmarts the Master, gets a taste of Buffy and acquires a soul.

( Let this moron survive long enough so that she could kick his pallid vampire ass. )