what you're about to do on our dining room table can't possibly be sanitary

Hee! Oh, those guys. Hurting each others feelings all over the place and then making up in very inappropriate places. Buffy's repression leads to public sex, I've noticed...how strange.

Great insight into how Dawn might've taken the "burned up" news. Love your Xander "For I am beer man" and the unnecessary Vanna routine. Dawn's no nonsense evaluation of Willow's motivations is eerie in its rightness. Of course, Dawn is always quicker on the uptake than we think.

Smartly done!