THIS FIC HAS KILLED ME.

I AM DECEASED.

OK but seriously I have to quote some stuff now:

Awkward silence followed. Fred filled it. “Aww…” she said. “They’re cute!”

FRED IS SUDDENLY MY FAVORITE HUMAN BEING.

“You have to understand. We’re – awful.”

OH GOD. AWFUL. OTP.

He snorted when he saw her. “Back at this then, are we?” he asked, tapping ash onto the patio’s flagstones.

“Back at what?” she asked, off-guard and still not sure what she was doing.

He looked her up and down. “You following me around to make sure I know how much you don’t wanna be with me.”

“That never happened.”

I just adore this banter. They are so -melodramatic- and loving it. These kids. I can't.

OK that's it. Carry on.