HAHAHAHA!! *pause for breath* HAAA!! *wheeze* Thank you for that. That last couplet is. . . wow. Quite something. And now I'm about to mangle my tongue trying not to cackle and draw the suspicious stares of my coworkers. I really think that you and the limerick have a very special relationship, and I hope that you two crazy kids will stay together for a looong time.

Oh, and extra finger-snaps for replacing the horrible, horrible James Taylor earworm that's been plaguing me all morning with Rosemary Clooney. My headspace is a safe place again. :D

ETA that I've read your awesome fic but am waiting to get home so's I can f/b good and proper.