Ah! Alas and alack and lackaday for the loss of Spike on-stage at the Globe. I too was glad to see a story whole and entire for your posting day but .. but .... Spike telling Burbage he acts like a ponce? I'll miss that.

Perhaps he could go to the revived one in modern-day Southwark and point out that it lacks the true armoa of horse piss that the original would have enjoyed.