ext_7203 ([identity profile] kargrif.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] seasonal_spuffy 2006-03-07 06:10 am (UTC)

The much-feared Del Monte demon leaves a trail of terror and pear cubes in its wake, and few they are that live to tell the tale. . . .

and

Just tell her you’ve been out slamming forties in the alley with a working girl. She’ll come in her pants.

*dies* this has got to be the funniest and funnest thing i have EVER read!

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